Thursday, October 20, 2011

SUCCESS

"IT IS A PROGRESSIVE REALIZATION OF WORTHY GOAL"

OBSTRAKELS TO SUCCESS
1.ego
2.feair to failer.
3.no plane
4.family responsbility
5.finesial security reson
6.over commitment
7.lake of commetment.

QUALITES MAKE A PERSON SUCCESS

1.Desire
2.Commetment
3.Responsiblity
4.Hard work
5.Character
6.+ve thinking or beliving
7.Give more than you get
8.Pride of performance
9.Be willing to a student

DO

Two simple letters
Place them side by side however,
and they form a word potent enough to turn a mass of people into a nation.
The last time we dicided to DO or DIE it changed the map of the world.Today,
the eyes of the world are on us again.
                                                      So what are we going to DO.


How are we going to turn from land of philosphers into a nation of the DO-ers?
Are we going to keep thnking about what we should be doing or DO somthing about we are thnking?


  Are we going to simply shurg our shoulders,blme our intrastructure ,our bureaucracy and our poltical system?


OR are we gong to roll up our sleeves,get up and actully DO somthing about t?


THE truth is this 
thinking can happen from an armchair but doing must happen on your feet.


Thinking may be a great way of  getting things started but doing is the only way to get thngs done.


Ane let's face it.you are never really caught in a traffic jam.


you are the traffic jam.


TOday we are in our 64th year independence that workes out to more than half a centuray.
And  we are still happy being called a political superpower an emerging economy or a sleeping tiger?
THIS MUST CHANGE,
And it's onlu possible if some of us seize the day and dare to be the change.
So let's stop basking in ourglorious past or day dreaming about our great future.let's start by dominating the day
And dominating starts with DO.......................

Saturday, October 15, 2011

VASTU

When sitting for worship, keep your face towards North-West and sit in that corner to intake air from that direction. 
Cash boxes can be located in the room towards the North (treasury). But if the box is heavy (such as a safe, heavy almirah) then it should be kept in the South­west corner and the door of the almirah should open towards the North.
TVs and computers should ideally be placed in the Southeast corner of the living room or study room. They should not be placed in the Northeast corner or Southwest corner.
Telephones can be placed in the Southeast or North­west corner but not in the Southwest or Northeast.
An aquarium with 9 gold fish and one black fish, in the north east corner/portion of the house or factory is very good.
If the north-east area is untidy or unshapely, the well being of male issues is found to be precarious.
One should sleep with his head pointing towards the South.
Students should be facing east while studying, for Academic Excellence.
If the kitchen is off the proper place, some member or the other is always found to be suffering from severe digestive disorder.
Keep the Gas in the south east corner of the kitchen 
Person should face the east while cooking. 
Drinking water should be in the north east of the kitchen. 
While Taking meals the plate should be in South-East. 
The statue of Hanumanji should not be placed in South-East. It may create fire hazard.
All the doors should open inside so that the energy may remain inside. 
The hinges of doors should be noiseless. If so. The hinges may be greased periodically. 
The doors should open towards right hand. 
Bed should not be put under a beam. 
There should not be five corners in the ceiling of a room. 
Efforts should be made a leave the rooms open on North-East side. 
While ascending the staircase, the face should be either towards the north or the east. 
The seat of the toilet should face North-South. 
No doors or windows should be provided on South-West side. 
Almirahs and beds should be set very close to the South - West wall and at a distance from the north - east wall. 
A house should not have paintings, which depicts depressing scenes, i.e. like an old woman crying, scenes of war or poverty. It should have picture of say, a sunrise, an ocean, mountains, flowers or laughing children.
Tall trees are nowhere recommended close to the main building. For trees the south in itself is good and so is the west. No tree should be grown in the north and the east. The one at the north-east is the worst. 
Small decorative plants and shrubs may be grown in the north and the east. The height should not exceed, say, half a meter at the north-east increasing gradually to not more than 1.5 meter as one moves from the north-east to the north-west or to the south-east end. 
Except rose and a few medicinal ones, all thorny plants give rise to tensions in the environment. Plants exuding white sap should also be kept off. Lime and karonda etc. are OK in an orchard but not in residence or business premises. 
Amongst the beneficial plants, the best is Tulsi. It is commendable to keep at least one Tulsi plant in the north-east area of the premises, but its height should not exceed 1.5 meter. 
Growing creepers/climbers with support on the compound wall or a house wall is best avoided.
Cactus should not be planted or kept in the house.
In the South-West Corner of the house one should sleep pointing his head towards south. 
If north of any house is blocked it blocks prosperity.

I Am A Rock

I Am A Rock




A winter's day
In a deep and dark December;
I am alone,
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow.
I am a rock,
I am an island.


I've built walls,
A fortress deep and mighty,
That none may penetrate.
I have no need of friendship; friendship causes pain.
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
I am a rock,
I am an island.


Don't talk of love,
But I've heard the words before;
It's sleeping in my memory.
I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.
If I never loved I never would have cried.
I am a rock,
I am an island.


I have my books
And my poetry to protect me;
I am shielded in my armor,
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
I touch no one and no one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island.


And a rock feels no pain;
And an island never cries.






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"The reason I killed John Lennon was to promote the reading of J D Salinger's Catcher in the Rye."  Mark Chapman(assassin: John Lennon)(as reported by a witness)


Seldom, in the history of literature has a book created an impact of such magnitude on the ensuing generations, as Catcher in the Rye  following  the initial release of the book. It was banned in America after the first publication.
Jerome Davis Salinger was born in 1919 in NewYork. He is at present in North Hampshire living the life of a recluse, having not published any book for about  34 years.
Where does this book lead you? What is it about? its about human perceptions, now don't you go thinking that its all psychologicals stuff and head shrinking business, on the contrary its all about a teenage holden caulfield, who has just recently been restigated from his school due to poor performance. before returning home he takes a little vacation and intends to explore his understanding and feelings. He finds a lot of things insane in this world and manages to make beleive that majority of the people around are "phonies" a designation he is totally obsessed with. as one progress 
, it is 34 years since he last published anything,'s producers needed to justify their interest in Salinger, they could easily illustrate a legitimate public interest - simply the impact Salinger's 1951 novel Catcher in the Rye has had on the world. In its main character, Holden Caulfield, Salinger created one of the defining points of teenage angst and rebellion. It helped shaped each generation that came after it. His unpredictable and capricious dislikes of people, things or even words, strikes powerful memories of teenage-hood. oy Ackerman said, "penetrated literature's last Fort Knox". owing up in 1950s New York, has been expelled school for poor achievement once again. In an attempt to deal  Caulfield begins to probe and investigate his own sense of emptiness and isolation, before finally declaring that he world is full of 'phonies' with each one out for their own phony gain, is Holden actually the one who is going insane, or is it society which has lost it's mind for failing to see the hopelessness of their own lives?thought provoking novel as a fascinating and enlightening description of our
La Isla Bonita
written by Madonna, Pat Leonard, and Bruce Gaitsch
Track 7, Time: 4:01
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(Spoken:)
      Como puede ser verdad
      How could it be true? 


Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
It all seems like yesterday, not far away


Chorus:


      Tropical the island breeze
      All of nature wild and free
      This is where I long to be
      La isla bonita
      And when the samba played
      The sun would set so high
      Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
      Your Spanish lullaby






      The beautiful island












      I fell in love with San Pedro
      Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
      Te dijo te amo
      I prayed that the days would last
      They went so fast




      He told you, "I love you"






(chorus)


I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl


Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
It all seems like yesterday, not far away


(chorus twice)


      La la la la la la la
      Te dijo te amo
      La la la la la la la
      El dijo que te ama


      He told you, "I love you"


      He said he loves you




 Sad But True


            Hey, I'm your life
            I'm the one who takes you there
            hey, I'm your life
            I'm the one who cares
            they, they betray
            I'm your only true friend now 
            they, they'll betray
            I'm forever there
            I'm your dream, make you real
            I'm your eyes when you must steal
            I'm your pain when you can't feel
            sad but true
            I'm your dream, mind astray
            I'm your eyes while you're away
            I'm your pain while you repay
            you know it's sad but true
            you, you're my mask
            you're my cover, my shelter
            you, you're my mask
            you're the one who's blamed
            do, do my work
            do my dirty work, scapegoat
            do, do my deeds
            for you're the one who's shamed
            I'm your dream, make you real
            I'm your eyes when you must stea
            l I'm your pain when you can't feel
            sad but true
            I'm your dream, mind astray
            I'm your eyes while you're away
            I'm your pain while you repay
            you know it's sad but true
            hate, I'm your hate
            I'm your hate when you want love
            pay, pay the price
            pay, for nothing's fair
            hey, I'm your life
            I'm the one who took you here
            hey, I'm your life
            and I no longer care
            I'm your dream, make you real
            I'm your eyes when you must steal
            I'm your pain when you can't feel
            sad but true
            I'm your truth, telling lies
            I'm your reasoned alibis
            I'm inside open your eyes
            I'm you
            Sad But True


             


    

FOR PEACE

                                 FOR     PEACE
The sun he bade a farewell warm,
The  wind she sang a  verse,
Golden the sky , golden the lake,
Golden was our  universe.


The breeze was fresh and  fragrant,
having come through gardens bright,
All nature bloomed in harmony
as day melted into night.


he  heavens were  washed  in honey,
by some fairy's magical  wand-
But the  twittering birds, homeward  bound,
Flew  to some lovelier land.


Lovlier, yes, that faraway land,
still more than our golden earth ,
For there dwelt peace and  harmony,
for there dwelt love and mirth.


Here, as the viel if darkness fell,
fading out the vibrant glow,
inspite of all the beauty
there was hatred , pain and  woe.


Who listens to the bird that sings?
Who smiles as nature  thrives?
Too full we are with the hatred now,
Too busuy  uprooting  lives.


When shall we learn to live in peace,
under the sun kissed sky?
When shall we make  our lovely world,
lovelier: when  shall we try?


Oh !  that shall be the prettiest day,
when we  understand the  dove,
When we , grateful of life and birth,
shall bask in his golden love.

ONE NIGHT

ONE NIGHT
Sitting by the candle light
Time passing by with every drop of rolling wax
Leaving a trace on its path
And  every drop coalescing unnoticed
Moments  dying into immortal past, with blue melting into aurerole flame
Remindsof life and oblivion events, faded to dusk
gatheroing and emerging,  like a bubble from deepest waters
desires accomplished and deeds  done




The battles fought and laurels won
The dreams come true ,  the dreams ruins
The exulting moments ,spirits in lowest ebb
The will that wins, the regret that quit
tThe lone walk, people around
Relations estranged and bonding bonds
All the nuances of life, waxing one on another
The flame  diminishing, extinguished in  mist of dew
A new day arrives, the time to fulfill awaiting promises
Before it glows ,in a new  candle  light.

I CAN'T DIE YET

      I CAN'T DIE YET


Sometimes i think 
I have no work living
'coz my life is like a desert 
On which sun of failure is shining
It is like a jungle of torture.
Where I'm lost with no way out.
It is like an ocean of sorrows
Into which I'm destined to drown
Happiness for me is like a mirage
Which i can see but never reach
Living has become a hard toil
From which the only escape is death


Then again i think,
I just can't die.
'coz i have many things to do
Many mistakes to make right
I have to experience the unexperienced
And i still have to fight my fate
I still have girls to date
Some money to make
Babes to romance
Music to dance
Moreover i have a life to live




There is so much that i haven't done
But i want to do so bad
And i know that
Until i do them all
I can't die
I have to live
Though my life is going nowhere
I know i will reach somewhere
Until that day i have to wait 
Wait and lay a bait
So that i can trap happiness
I have to enjoy perfect bliss
But for that i have to survive 
So  i just can't die, not yet.........









Imagine

Imagine 




Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky.
Imagine all the people,
Living for today....


Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
And no religion too.
Imagine all the people,
Living life in peace...


You may say I am a dreamer,
But I am not the only one,
I hope someday you will join us,
And the world will be as one.


Imagine no possessions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man.
Imagine all the people,
Sharing all the world...


You may say I am a dreamer
But I am not the only one,
I hope someday you will join us,
And the world will live as one.

SMS




18.) Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.


19.) I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!


20.) Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !


21.) I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !


22.) Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!


23.) I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !


24.) The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !


25.) A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding


26.) Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?


27.) You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!


27.) This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.


28.) God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!


29.) Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly !


30.) Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????


31.) Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.


32.) Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....


33.) Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....


34.) Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !


35.) Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make my day. I love U NESCAFE


36.) The night is dark,the moon is high,i stop my car,u ask why? I come close 2 U, U feel shy, i tell u those 3 words..........Oh God ! Puncture !


37.) Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....


38.) Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!


39.) Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!


40.) Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !


41.) Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!


42.) God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !


43.) 5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.


44.) I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !


45.) Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !


46.) Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya


47.) When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.


"Everything that happens has a reason behind...

"Everything that happens has a reason behind..." 






> How guys select the girl they want to marry..... 

> A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. 

> He decides to give them a test. He gives each    woman a present of 
> $5,000 and watches to see what  they do  with the money. 

> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a   fancy beauty salon, 
> gets her hair done, purchases  new   make-up and buys several new 
> outfits, and dresses  up very nicely for the man. She tells him that 
she 
> has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so 
> much. 

> The man is impressed. 

> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. 

> She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some   new   gizmos   for 
> his computer, and some expensive clothes.    As she presents these 
> gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him   because 
> she loves him so much. 

> Again, the man is impressed. 

> The third invests the money in the stock market. 

> She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his  $5000 and 
> reinvests the remainder in a joint account. 

> She tells him that she wants to save for their  future  because she 
> loves him so much.   Obviously, the man was impressed. 

> The man thought for a long time about what each  woman had done with 
the 
> money. 

> Guess which lady he chose to marry? 

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How To Build A Computer



How To Build A Computer


Pick Your Parts:
1. Determine case style – note the form
factor of motherboards that it allows to
be installed. Ex: ATX
2. Determine motherboard type and model
– form factor must be allowed by the
case size. Ex: An ATX motherboard
won’t fit into a micro-ATX case.
3. Determine CPU type – socket type of
CPU must be supported by
motherboard. Ex: Socket 775 CPU has
to be installed in a motherboard with a
socket 775.
4. Determine memory type – type of
memory is dictated by what the
motherboard supports. Ex: Check if
motherboard takes DDR or DDR2
memory and what speed memory and
maximum capacity. Make sure you
know the maximum amount of memory
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that can be installed in each memory
slot.
5. Determine video card type. Ex: AGP
or PCI Express (PCI-E).
6. Determine on board sound or add-on
card.
7. Determine on board LAN or add-on
card.
8. Determine power supply requirements.
Ex: You need enough wattage to power
all your components. 500W power
supply should be fine for most
installations unless you are installing
SLI (Dual Video Cards).
Assembly:
1. Open the side of the case by
unscrewing screws on back then slide
the side panel off. Place the case on
it’s side so you have access to the
inside of the case for installation.
2. Before continuing you should have a
ground strap on your wrist connected to
a metal part of the case. Touch a metal
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part of the case to discharge any static
electricity.
3. Open the motherboard box and get the
hardware for it out. Install the risers or
standoffs in the case prior to installing
the motherboard. This prevents you
from shorting out the motherboard.
4. Install the motherboard on top of the
risers or standoffs and screw it in.
Note: The back panel of the case has to
be punched out so the motherboard can
install properly.
5. Install the power supply in the case and
connect the power connector from the
power supply to the motherboard. This
is not the 4-pin molex connector but the
wider connector.
6. Install the CPU. Look at the socket to
see where the notched edge of the CPU
will go. Make sure the ZIF socket is
not in the lock position. Do this by
lifting the bar on the side of the socket
up. Line up the pins on the CPU with
the socket and insert the CPU into the
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socket. This requires NO force to
insert. Do not apply pressure to insert.
If it doesn’t drop in then it is not
aligned properly. Lock the CPU in
place by pressing the bar on the socket
down.
7. Install the heatsink and fan over the
CPU. Prior to installing place a small
drop of thermal compound on center of
CPU. Place heatsink over CPU and
lock in place. Connect the power from
the fan to the motherboard.
8. Install the memory. Unlock the
memory slot. Align memory module
with the slot and press in until it locks
in place again.
9. Install video card. If AGP make sure
slot is unlocked prior to install then
lock again after install.
10. Test install at this point. Connect
computer to monitor and connect
power cord to power supply. Turn on.
You should see the BIOS screen show
up on the monitor.
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11. Connect USB ports on front of
computer to USB headers.
12. Install CD/DVD, Hard Drive,
Floppy Drive. Connect power from
power supply to these devices.
13. Install any remaining components
you might have.
14. Put cover back on case.
15. Install Operating System and
you’re done!
Now that you’ve built your computer you
have to protect your investment. Go to
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7 habits of highly successful CAT CRACKERS. Read on to know more

7 habits of highly successful CAT CRACKERS. Read on to know more.
1. Enjoy your work. "Find a job you love and you will not have to work a single day in your life." - Confucius
2. Develop an Internal pressure mechanism and a self starting mechanism. "The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." - Robert Frost
3. Have a dream and a vision. Believe in your ability to achieve it. " Life's battles are not always won by the strongest or the fastest man - but they are won by the man who thinks HE CAN".
4. Practice and Persevere. When ridiculed after his unsuccessful 999th attempt at inventing the electric bulb Edison replied "I have not failed 999 times, I have just invented 999 ways of not making the electric bulb."
5. Use and view time as your only resource. Practise, plan and spend it judiciously. " Time can be used either as a couch or as a tool. Make sure that you use time as a tool, to build your future - not as a couch to while away your present." - John F. Kennedy
6. Money, fame and success should never be the goals of one's life Remember these come as a natural by - product of excellence in everything you do.
7. Raise your benchmarks - Expect more out of yourself. " Lives of great men, all remind us that we should make our lives sublime and departing, leave behind us - footprints in the sands of time."

A MAN'S ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION A WOMAN EVER ASKS

A MAN'S ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION A WOMAN EVER ASKS 


1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS? 


It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We're just misunderstood. 




2. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO OGLE AT OTHER WOMEN? 


Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we 
can. 




3. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC? 


We occasionally need to adjust our little friend and make him happy. It's much like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus. 




4. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS? 


We like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words. 




5. WHY ARE MEN SO UNCOMMUNICATIVE? 


You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner. 




6. WHY DO MEN HAVE TO ACT LIKE SUCH RETARDS? 


Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world nowadays. 




7. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SHARE THEIR FEELINGS? 


Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel? Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel. 




8. WHY CAN'T MEN CUDDLE MORE (I.E. LIE DOWN AND HUG)? 


Please... How many hours do you think there is in a day? We oblige you as much as we can, but who the hell (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end? We men... Men hunters... Need go roam... Starve in cave... Must go find wildebeest... Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a whole other story. 




9. HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING? 


Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their progeny. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers etc. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability. 




10. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SAY "I LOVE YOU?" 


Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It's not easy to admit to one's own character faults. 




11. WHY DO MEN SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN THEY HARDLY KNOW ME? 


Ho, Ho, Ho... Aren't you special? Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well. 




12. WHY DOESN'T MY PARTNER EVER ANSWER ME? 


We just simply don't have the energy to answer every single one of your questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things. 




13. WHY WON'T MEN EVER PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES? 


Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well you'll pick it up. 




14. WHY DO MEN HATE SHOPPING? 


It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Who wan

If

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man my son! 

INTRSTNG INFO

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shortcut keys for My Computer and Windows Explorer

Using shortcut keys for My Computer and Windows Explorer
To Press
Close the selected folder and all of its parent folders SHIFT while clicking the Close button
(My Computer only)
Move backward to a previous view ALT+LEFT ARROW
Move forward to a previous view ALT+RIGHT ARROW
View the folder one level up BACKSPACE
Using shortcut keys for the desktop, My Computer, and Windows Explorer
When an item is selected, you can use the following shortcut keys:
To Press
Bypass AutoPlay when inserting a compact disc SHIFT while inserting the CDROM
Copy a file CTRL while dragging the file
Create a shortcut CTRL+SHIFT while dragging
the
file
Delete an item immediately without placing it in the Recycle
Bin
SHIFT+DELETE
Display Find: All Files F3
Display the item’s shortcut menu APPLICATION key
Refresh the contents of a window F5
Rename an item F2
Select all items CTRL+A
View an item’s properties ALT+ENTER or
ALT+DOUBLECLICK
You can use the APPLICATION key with a Microsoft Natural Keyboard or any other
compatible keyboard that includes the APPLICATION key.
Using shortcut keys for Windows Explorer
To Press
Collapse the current selection if it is expanded -Or- Select the
parent
folder >>>>>> LEFT ARROW
Collapse the selected folder NUM LOCK+MINUS SIGN
(-)
Expand the current selection if it is collapsed -Or- Select the
first
subfolder >>>>> RIGHT ARROW
Expand all folders below the current selection NUM LOCK+*
Expand the selected folder NUM LOCK+PLUS SIGN
(+)
Switch between left and right panes F6
Using shortcut keys for Windows Explorer
To Press
Collapse the current selection if it is expanded -Or- Select the
parent
folder LEFT ARROW
Collapse the selected folder NUM Lock + SIGN (-)
Expand the current selection if it is collapsed -Or- Select the
first
subfolder RIGHT ARROW
Expand all folders below the current selection NUM LOCK + *
Expand the selected folder NUM LOCK + SIGN (+)
Switch between left and right panes F6
Using shortcut keys in dialog boxes
To Press
Cancel the current task ESC
Click a button if the current control is a button -Or- Select or clear the
check
box if the current control is a check box -Or- Click the option if the current
control is an option button >>>>>>> SPACEBAR
Click the corresponding command ALT + underlined
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> letter
Click the selected button ENTER
Move backward through options SHIFT + TAB
Move backward through tabs CTRL + SHIFT
>>>>>>>>>>>>> +TAB
Move forward through options TAB
Move forward through tabs CTRL + TAB
Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open
dialog
box >>>>>>>>>>>>> BACKSPACE
Open Save In or Look In in the Save As or Open dialog box F4
Refresh the Save As or Open dialog box F5
Using shortcut keys in Windows
To Press
Activate the menu bar in programs F10
Carry out the corresponding command on the menu ALT+underlined letter in
menu
Close the current window in (MDI) programs. CTRL+F4
Close the current window or quit a program ALT+F4
Copy CTRL+C
Cut CTRL+X
Delete DELETE
Display Help on the selected dialog box item F1
Display the current window’s system menu ALT+SPACEBAR
Display the shortcut menu for the selected item SHIFT+F10
Display the Start menu CTRL+ESC
Display the system menu for MDI programs ALT+HYPHEN (-)
Paste CTRL+V
Switch to the window you last used -Or- Switch to another window
by
holding down ALT while repeatedly pressing TAB ALT+TAB
Undo CTRL+Z
Using the WINDOWS key
You can use the following keyboard shortcuts with a Microsoft Natural Keyboard or any
other compatible keyboard that includes the Windows logo key .
To Press
Cycle through buttons on the taskbar WINDOWS+TAB
Display Find: All Files WINDOWS+F
Display Find: Computer CTRL+WINDOWS+F
Display Help WINDOWS+F1
Display the Run command WINDOWS+R
Display the Start menu WINDOWS
Display the System Properties dialog box WINDOWS+BREAK
Display Windows Explorer WINDOWS+E
Minimize or restore all windows WINDOWS+D
Undo minimize all windows SHIFT+WINDOWS+M
To check for disk errors when your computer starts
In your StartUp folder, right-click ScanDisk.
If you don’t have ScanDisk in your StartUp folder, see Notes.
Click Properties.
On the Shortcut tab, type one or more of the following after the text that appears in
Target:
Type To
x: (substitute the drive letter for x) Specify the drive you want to check.
/a Check all your local hard disks.
/n Start and quit ScanDisk automatically.
/p Prevent ScanDisk from correcting any errors it finds.
Notes
• To check drive D and start and quit ScanDisk automatically, in Target, type:
c:\windows\scandskw.exe d: /n
• To check all hard disks but prevent ScanDisk from correcting any errors it finds,
in Target, type:
c:\windows\scandskw.exe /a /p